Recipes for the financially challenged Vegan.. or we don’t have anything to eat!

Oatmeal Soup: 

1. Boil water

2. Pour hot water over oatmeal in a bowl

3. Pour too much water so that the oatmeal is floating in it.

Peanut Butter Stew:

1. Open jar of creamy peanut butter

2. Dig spoon in and eat until you wonder, “Is it possible to choke on creamy peanut butter? My esophagus feels clogged up.”

Pathetic Fricken Salad

1. Smash 1 can of chick peas with a fork

2. Stir in some vegan mayonnaise

3. Cut up browning celery from bottom of fridge and mix in

 ENJOY !

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One response to “Recipes for the financially challenged Vegan.. or we don’t have anything to eat!

  1. danny

    this made me laugh so hard i spilled coffee on my desk and had to wipe it up with the dirty underwear on my floor.

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